The nicest thing my wife has ever said to me, and she said it in the sweetest tone: "My life sucks because of you."
L has a stomach ache and immediately concludes that she has dysentery. We then talk about dysentery for a minute and I get this gem: "Oh, dysentery is a disease?"
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
"A muskrat? Don't they live in the dessert?"
"Wait, did you know that people live in space?"
- after reading an article about the international space station
"I feel like I am one of the Kardashians. I think I am their long lost sister."
"I just want to grow into the bed. But I want to be able to talk so I can say 'Feed me.'"
