On Thanksgiving: "Wait. I'm confused. I thought all turkeys are wild."

Do people in Canada celebrate Christmas?

L's Word of the Day
Interflicting: a combination of interfering and conflicting, as in "I think your singing is interflicting with his hearing."

"All the letters of the alphabet are different in lowercase and uppecase. Why? Who comes up with this stuff? Why doesn't it make sense?"

Me: "How about a job at Home Depot?"
L: "No! For one, the clothes you have to wear are hideous."

L eating chicken wings: "So, do these come from tiny chickens?"

The nicest thing my wife has ever said to me, and she said it in the sweetest tone: "My life sucks because of you."